The conundrum for me was where to start. Was it with her voice that sounded like nails on a chalk board? Or, her big hair? (That went out of style with Dynasty?) Or, the little sequinned tops she wore every where during the day? (Southern women don't wear "sparkly" clothes during the day.)
Nope, I wanted to go for the serious offense. The Hell with her obnoxious voice, her teased hair, and her tacky clothes, she cut down a Magnolia tree in her front yard - a full grown blooming Magnolia tree in front of God and everybody. Has the woman no shame?