The heck with Martha Stewart whom I personally think raises anxiety by simply walking in the room. And, that is the only thing she does simply. But I digress.
Maybe I could channel Mrs. Child's 6' 2'' imposing personality to come and handle all the wedding details. Somehow I feel like she would be efficient, make everyone - including the vendors - feel special, save all us angst, and produce a lovely wedding (most likely under budget). After all, how can one go wrong having someone in charge who advises, "Just speak very loudly and quickly, and state your position with utter conviction, as the French do, and you’ll have a marvelous time!"