Friday, February 15, 2013
You Can Rest Assured
As I have said before there are some things in life that are certain. An example being when a woman calls another woman a “Hussy”. You can rest assured the other is prettier and drives a nicer car.
And, you know you are in the company of a red neck when you hear, "Lawd, Mama was so mad, she din't even remove her Marlboro before telling that State Trooper to kiss her ass".