Thursday, July 25, 2013

Reason #4 God is a Man

"What Did I Do?"

If God were a woman, then your husband, male partner, male significant other, whatever, would know. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know what he has done to upset you without your having to tell him. 

Reason #4 - Men are clueless when it comes to women and their feelings.

Perhaps, someone paying attention to what has been going on, for longer than the past ten minutes, and is a little more in tune to what really irritates the hang out of you, would be able to figure this one out. However, since God is a man, he has left his gender in a lurch. Or, perhaps, ignorance is bliss.

Men walk around like we are an emotional Rubic's Cube. Hint: If it made us mad last week, chances are we are still upset about it this week unless (1) you've apologized, (2) its been fixed, and (3) you admitted you were wrong. Chances are these remedies have been few and far between. But, we can always  hope for the trifecta, which means that perhaps, maybe, you are catching on when you realized what you did was wrong quickly after you did it, went to great lengths to undo whatever you did (or did not do), and offered a heart felt apology. Probably not, but we can always hope.

And, another word to the wise, when you ask, "What did I do?", trust me, you do not want an answer, because that shows just how clueless you are. You would think Mother Nature could have offered God some direction in this area. But, then God being a man, wouldn't have asked for directions, would he?

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