The best I line I have heard lately I read in Dorothy Frank Benton's latest book. I cannot remember the exact quote but she said everytime she tried to break up with her boyfriend (who raised heirloom pork for a living) he would show up at her door with 5 pounds of bacon and, well, how could she not take him back then. That man knew the way to her heart. Only in the south folks. No one else would have enough passion to appreciate that man and enough sense to take him back. What shows true love better than good bacon? Well, maybe butter but that would not have as much charm.